Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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