Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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