I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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