i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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