He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
So. Much. Porn.
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