Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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