so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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