ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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