Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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