dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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