he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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