Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
This house was built for laser tag.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
