Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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