if you like me you must not know who I am
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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