i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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