the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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