Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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