U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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