I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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