i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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