It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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