don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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