But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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