sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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