i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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