So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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