Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
