I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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