I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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