I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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