At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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