youre lurking in front of me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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