Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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