You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you guys were way drunker than both of me
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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