What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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