Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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