sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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