I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
