Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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