im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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