Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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