I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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