You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
this will be a night to untag.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Mom said you looked used
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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