And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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