The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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