oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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