Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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