I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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