In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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