you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What a dumb baby whore.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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