So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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