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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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