he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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